Unpleasant Waking Up

I have had 2 unpleasant experiences whilst waking up this week.

Firstly, as I stumbled up from my bed I knocked over the still wet pants and socks I had left to dry on the edge of my laundry basket the night before. Not so bad, but it was compounded by the fact I had shaved my head a couple of days before, but had neglected to tidy the cut hair. I have had to contend with hairy pants since then.

And this morning I woke up with chewing gum on my clothes. I was too lazy to brush my teeth before bed last night, but did chew some sugar free gum. Not as good as brushing your teeth, but better than nothing I figured. In my less than sober state, I fell asleep before taking out the gum. On the plus side I didn't choke to death, but the downside involved me spitting out the gum and rolling about in it as I slept.