Headbutt and poo

I watched the world cup final yesterday. The game was poor and here in the UK, the commentary terrible. Not terrible enough to warrant switching to ITV though. It would have to be pretty dire to watch football on the light channel unless you had to. The highlight of the game for me was Zindane's headbutt. I wonder what odds you could have got on Zidane being sent off in the world cup final for headbutting a man in the chest. It was a darkly comic moment. I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed it. I haven't found out yet what the provocation was. I can't decide whether I want it to be something shocking or something insignificant. If it was something like racist abuse then it would tarnish the Italians win somewhat. On the other hand if it was something minor it would make his behaviour even more inexplicable. Either way, what a way to end your career.

Apart from that I entertained myself today by weighing myself both before and after a poo. If my scales are accurate I just pooed 400g. It didn't seem that large and I think I can do better...