Fat Builder

The fat scaffolder is going to be around for a bit. I walked by this morning and his building crew had managed to get their truck to block the street. There was no driver around so it was causing some annoyance. The fat scaffolder was being asked to move it as i walked by. His response?

"I ent fackin' movin'it am I." in a manner suggesting it wasn't his job to move it.

That, presumably, would be impossible for a scaffolder to do.