lobster

It is cheap lobster month at Belgos so i went out for some delicious, relatively cheap lobster last night. mmmmm. I like lobster. Not only is it tasty, but it is also fun to eat. It wasn't as fun as the first time i ate lobster though, as we only had crackers and a long pointy thing and i wasn't given a plastic bib with a picture of a lobster on it. The first time i ate it i was fully bibbed up and was only provided an ineffective set of plastic crackers, so the big stone in the middle of the table was the tool to break open your lobster, which is clearly the best and most fun way to eat lobster.

I also got the splashback from a worryingly large pigeon shit hitting a sign on my trousers as i stood outside texting. It was good i was not standing directly under the torrent. It would have been truly unpleasant.