tatooed man

I was buying some beer at our local corner store last night to go along with the delicious curry we ordered to have delivered when a tatooed man walked in to the store, had a bit of a look around and then asked the lady behind the counter, "Do you have any boxes of champagne?" (whilst doing a mime of pushing the plastic thing at the front of a box of wine.)

Because I am a snob I found this funny.

This story reminds me of another box request story. This time i was in a kebab shop waiting for a particularly delicious kebab when an enormous (both tall and very fat) man walked in and asked "How much for a box of meat?" (A large box of various kebab meat is only £4 apparently)