top shelf

I went in to pick up some supplies last night from my local corner store and whilst in there had a glance at the top shelf so i could have a free look at the scantily clad women on display. They have a particularly large selection for a corner store. Presumably the shop wouldn't stock them if they didn't sell, but with such a huge array of top shelf material available for free at the click of a mouse, i am surprised that jazz mags have any sort of market nowadays. Apart from being free, by using the internet you avoid the potential embarrassment of taking the Big Jugs magazine you have carefully selected up to the counter and paying the clearly disapproving older Indian lady, whilst the teenagers who have just come in to the shop giggle at your purchase... I imagine. Despite this shop's impressive collection, the range on offer is far smaller than that on the interweb. Magazines do have the advantage of being easily transported but mobile phones provide excellent porn carrying options nowadays.

Whatever the reasons for their continued popularity, it is good to know excited teenage boys will still be finding discarded grumble mags in bushes and railway sidings and the like for at least a few years yet.