ironing board

If you are heading out for a couple of drinks this evening, my advice to you would be don't leave your ironing board set up just in front of the front door and definitely don't leave it set up so it is crotch high. Then you will be able to avoid bursting in to your dark living room with the intention of relieving your straining bladder and finding yourself being abruptly stopped by the end of an ironing board hitting you in the testicles.