breezy
As I walked to the station this morning I nodded my usual greetings to the couple of people i see most mornings. As I continued my walk I noticed it was a lot breezier than normal around my willy. I looked down and noticed that not only were my flies undone but there was flesh visible through the zip. I need to dress myself better before leaving the house.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Last Action Hero?
As I was watching the second half of The Chronicles of Riddick last night (which somehow gets 6.3/10 on imdb.com despite being utterly rubbish. Commando is only worth a 6 according to the imdb community - fairly conclusive proof that people are idiots.), I was wondering what happened to good old fashioned musclebound action movie heroes? Back in the 80's you had Sly and Arnie leading the way with a string of enjoyable movies. Even the shit action stars (Dolph and Jean Claude) were entertaining. Who is there nowadays? The Rock, Jason Statham or Vin Diesel are all i can think of. Which is certainly not the most impressive of lists. The fact that Stallone is still able to make action movies despite being ancient is an indication of how poor the current crop is.
I want more 80s style action movies.
As I was watching the second half of The Chronicles of Riddick last night (which somehow gets 6.3/10 on imdb.com despite being utterly rubbish. Commando is only worth a 6 according to the imdb community - fairly conclusive proof that people are idiots.), I was wondering what happened to good old fashioned musclebound action movie heroes? Back in the 80's you had Sly and Arnie leading the way with a string of enjoyable movies. Even the shit action stars (Dolph and Jean Claude) were entertaining. Who is there nowadays? The Rock, Jason Statham or Vin Diesel are all i can think of. Which is certainly not the most impressive of lists. The fact that Stallone is still able to make action movies despite being ancient is an indication of how poor the current crop is.
I want more 80s style action movies.
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
testicle game
A few weeks back a friend and i came up with a very enjoyable new game and it is called the testicle game.
In order to play the game, all you need are two people with testicles and a reasonably hard ball - a cricket ball or hockey ball will do nicely. (You will also need to be able to trust your opponent if there are no spectators.) You and your opponent then stand 5 or 6 feet apart facing each other. One person starts holding the ball (you can decide who starts using whatever system you prefer), while the other person closes their eyes, puts their hands behind their back and pushes their crotch forward. The person with the ball then takes as long as they like to gently lob the ball at their opponent's testicles. The contestants take it in turns throwing the ball until someone catches one flush in the balls and drops. The last one standing is the winner.
It is a simple and very enjoyable game. As you stand there with your eyes closed waiting to possibly get hit in the testicles, not knowing when it is coming, the scared anticipation is something special. I would advise you to try it at least once just for that. If the ball hits anywhere other than in the testicles it doesn't hurt at all. The real joy comes in the direct hit which will invariably drop a man. Everybody enjoys seeing a man get hit in the groin with a ball (making it an enjoyable spectator sport as well) but seeing a ball you have thrown arcing perfectly in to your opponents pods and then watching them crumple to the ground cradling their crotch is both highly amusing and satisfying.
Get involved and give it a go...
A few weeks back a friend and i came up with a very enjoyable new game and it is called the testicle game.
In order to play the game, all you need are two people with testicles and a reasonably hard ball - a cricket ball or hockey ball will do nicely. (You will also need to be able to trust your opponent if there are no spectators.) You and your opponent then stand 5 or 6 feet apart facing each other. One person starts holding the ball (you can decide who starts using whatever system you prefer), while the other person closes their eyes, puts their hands behind their back and pushes their crotch forward. The person with the ball then takes as long as they like to gently lob the ball at their opponent's testicles. The contestants take it in turns throwing the ball until someone catches one flush in the balls and drops. The last one standing is the winner.
It is a simple and very enjoyable game. As you stand there with your eyes closed waiting to possibly get hit in the testicles, not knowing when it is coming, the scared anticipation is something special. I would advise you to try it at least once just for that. If the ball hits anywhere other than in the testicles it doesn't hurt at all. The real joy comes in the direct hit which will invariably drop a man. Everybody enjoys seeing a man get hit in the groin with a ball (making it an enjoyable spectator sport as well) but seeing a ball you have thrown arcing perfectly in to your opponents pods and then watching them crumple to the ground cradling their crotch is both highly amusing and satisfying.
Get involved and give it a go...
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Hair
As I was standing in front of the mirror this morning getting ready for work I noticed I had something stuck between my teeth. I pulled it out and found it was a thick black curly hair. I had not been noshing anyone and am fairly sure i am less flexible than i was when i was a teenager and i couldn't do that then, so i have been wondering how it got there. I hope i am not feeding myself pubes as i sleep.
I have just had the unpleasant thought that if i am sleep feeding myself pubes, then presumably, very much like a cat, I could end up with a pubic furball in my stomach that would need hacking up. What a revolting idea.
As I was standing in front of the mirror this morning getting ready for work I noticed I had something stuck between my teeth. I pulled it out and found it was a thick black curly hair. I had not been noshing anyone and am fairly sure i am less flexible than i was when i was a teenager and i couldn't do that then, so i have been wondering how it got there. I hope i am not feeding myself pubes as i sleep.
I have just had the unpleasant thought that if i am sleep feeding myself pubes, then presumably, very much like a cat, I could end up with a pubic furball in my stomach that would need hacking up. What a revolting idea.
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