Hair

As I was standing in front of the mirror this morning getting ready for work I noticed I had something stuck between my teeth. I pulled it out and found it was a thick black curly hair. I had not been noshing anyone and am fairly sure i am less flexible than i was when i was a teenager and i couldn't do that then, so i have been wondering how it got there. I hope i am not feeding myself pubes as i sleep.

I have just had the unpleasant thought that if i am sleep feeding myself pubes, then presumably, very much like a cat, I could end up with a pubic furball in my stomach that would need hacking up. What a revolting idea.