Chas n Dave

I went to see Chas n Dave in concert last night. (Chas n Dave are a cockney double act who were popular in the early 1980s with various snooker based and tottenham hotspur supporting songs. A good old fashioned cockney pub knees up type act. Snooker Loopy was probably their most famous song. On their fliers they wished people a very happy christmas and a rockney new year. They describe their music as rockney.) It was a pretty enjoyable evening although i foolishly agreed to go on drinking afterwards and then slept through my alarm this morning and turned up to work 2 hours late. It was at the electric ballroom in Camden. They had the weeiest toilets i have ever seen. The entire floor of the mens toilet was covered in a slippery layer of wee. It would have been a revolting fall. After carefully walking to use the toilet and not slipping over i proceeded to wee. i had my coat tied around my waist and the arms were in the way of my zip so i had to hold them to the side. Mid wee i lost my hold on one of the arms, it fell in to the stream and was covered with wee. So my coat is a bit weeey now and i had to wear it today because it is freezing and it is my only coat.